Into the Crypt of Phinferb Pro

                                                              Phineas & Ferb
                                                         The Doof's Playhouse

                                         EPISODE II: INTO THE CRYPT OF PHINFERB

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                                                                   Prologue

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The Narrator, sitting behind his desk, looks into an handheld mirror and brushing his black and grey hair. He noticed the reader at the scene and jumped in surprise.

"Gah!" He screamed. "Oh dear. I didn't see you there, friend. Let me get ready..."

The man placed his mirror into his drawer, cleared his throat and spoken in his baritone, storytelling voice:

"This great city of Danville has been witness to many strange and oddball situations that not many have partaken.

But none so horrifying or mind-blowing as the events played out beneath her underground streets a few seconds ago..."

Back within the underground cave, the shadows of the past began to appear, recapping the scenes that happened in the last episode: Phineas, Ferb and co. cheering with victory as their intergalactic foe, Mitch, was sucked up into the Meap Zone.

"An evil intergalactic criminal, bent on universal-destruction, thwarted by the antics of two human stepbrothers with psychic powers."

A tidy conclusion to an improbable story...or so it would seem.....

Now, the present time kids were standing, their mouths at gape with the terrifying sight that "cliff-hanged" this story...the mysterious appearance of the two skeletons that looked like Phineas and Ferb!

....for about five nanoseconds, until our young saviors turn and see something so unexplainable, so horrifying, as to render evil space poachers suddenly quaint...."


"Phineas!" shouted Baljeet. "How could do that to your own flesh and blood?"

At closer inspectation, the skeleton that looked like Phineas was positioned to seem like it's strangling the Ferb look-a-like skeleton.

"There you stand, a sickening grin on your face, your hands gripped around Ferb's dear neck."

Buford tisked. "I knew the popularity of your brother would finally get to you, Dinner Bell."

"I could be wrong, guys," Phineas replied. "But I don't think this is me and Ferb."

The two chuckleheads slightly blushed in embarrassment. "Ohh." Ferb tapped on the Ferb-like skull and said, "Well, obviously, these horrifying skeletal remains were meant to convey a message of some sort."

Phineas said, "Right, Ferb. There's a story behind this grisly tableau."

"Phineas, look!" shouted Isabella. She pulled out a scrap of paper which was stuck between the Phineas-like ribcage.

She opened and read:
"There's a story behind this grisly tableau."

"No DUH!" Buford said before Isabella came over and stomped on his foot. "OW! Hey!"

The triangle-headed boy looked around the area...until he discovered something. "Ah-ha!" Phineas pulled out a mysterious old film reel which was covered in dust.

"What the heck is that?" Buford asked.

Phineas said, "It's one of those old versions of movie cinema. My dad calls in 'film'".

"F-Ilm? Never heard of it."

Ferb took the reel and popped it into a conveniently-placed projector which was red and blue and looked pretty demonic for a film projector.

"Oh dear." Baljeet said. "The one time I forget to bring popcorn and I just invented a new type of popcorn which can be popped with a thought."

"I ain't eating no nerdy popcorn." Buford said.

Ferb finally attached the reel into the projector and gave a thumbs-up to his brother.

"Okay, Ferb!" Phineas said. "Let her rip!"

The "F"-shaped boy nodded and pressed the big button, playing the mysterious story behind this old reel....

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3....

2....

Upon the screen was the setting of a dark and gothic crypt in which hundreds of caskets were shelved into the wall with strange arcane signs and languaged scribed into them.

"Ohhh, the movie's already giving me the creeps!" whined Baljeet.

Buford muttered, "Wussy."

Then, a familar red and green chest with a retarded smiled embedded on the front appeared in the middle of the crypt upon a large pillar of stairs.

Isabella said, "Phineas, isn't that--"

The sudden movie text slide interrupted her, stating:

THE DEVIL'S TOYBOX!

"Thundering tintypes of Teddy Roosevelt in a three-wheeled baby carriage with a bonus jar of moustache wax!" Ferb again said mildly.

Ferb's sudden expression of a meaningless sentence was brought to the surprise of seeing two oddly familar people on the screen.

The triangle-headed one was in a dark brown suit with a black tap-shoes-like shoes, a bowtie and had a goatee. The "F"-shaped one was wearing a brown sweater with matching pants, shoes and hat and was also wearing fingerless gloves.

"I can't believe it!" Phineas exclaimed. "That's none other than Ferb's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand uncle Fergor...with MY great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand uncle Dr. Phineastein!"

"That is quite the coinsdence." Baljeet said.

"Yes. Yes, it is."

The movie continued to play out as Phineastein and Ferbgor were running over to the Devil's Toybox, seen but not heard.

"How come there's no sound?" Buford asked.

Phineas replied, "It's one of those silent movies, Buford. Filmed before the invention of vocal cords." The bully came over to the projector and said, "Can't find the volume knob, huh? Lemme..."

"Buford, let me do it."

"No way, Dinner Bell! I've got this!" The two began to tussle over the projector, along with Ferb who wanted to help, right up until Phineas and Ferb placed their hands on the projector.

Phineas' eyes went widen and said, "Whooa. Something's...happening...my aura's getting all squirrelly." Suddenly, the strange feeling began to wash upon everyone else.

"I..think..I feel it, too." Isabella said in a daze. "Some mysterious force is pulling us into that frame of that movie!"

The camera intenses into the screen which Phineastein and Ferbgor could finally be heard.

"We've got it, Ferbgor!" explained the triangle-headed scientist. "The toybox is ours!" Ferbgor reached out for the toybox as the scene was centered right into the movie...

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"Hold it right there, Dinner Bell!"

The duo jumped at the surprising appearance of one of their foes, Burton Van Stromm. The man had a tophat, a monocle, a fancy 1900s business suit and a big old-timey mustache.

Phineastein explained, "It's Van Stromm!"

"Gemme that toybox!" shouted Burton as he began to shoot his pisol at the two. Phineastein and Ferbgor quickly grabbed the Devil's Toybox and hid behind the tall pillar which they could avoid Burton's shots.

"This is one of those situations where it'd be useful to have a gun." said Phineastein.

"Or psychic powers." The hunch-back assistance added.

"Ferbgor, you're a genius! I completely forgot that you and I have explainable psychic powers!"

Ferbgor smiled and said, "Ohh...yeah..."

"Come out or I'll shoot!" yelled Burton.

Phineastein replied, "But you'll shoot us anyway!"

"What are you getting at, Phineastein?"

At this point, Ferbgor quickly pulled out a blue and yellow Can O' Nuts. "Perhaps we can use this."

TOY OF POWER: CAN O' NUTS

PSYCHIC SKILL: COMPRESSION & RELEASE

The assistance opened the Can O' Nuts which sucked them both inside. After a brief moment, the two were shot right back out. "...never mind."

Phineastein, then, pulled out another Toy of Power which was a ventriquist dummy who looked suspeciously like Baljeet in the modern time.

TOY OF POWER: LIL 'JEET

PSYCHIC SKILL: VENTRIQUISM

"Good ol' Lil' 'Jeet!" the doctor said. "Thanks to him, we have the incredible ability to throw our voices into people and objects!"

Ferbgor replied, "I'm still not sure that ventriloquism counts as a 'psychic' power."

Using the power of Lil' 'Jeet, Phineastein "tossed" into a nearby statue of a giant squid head. "Ha!" said the Phineastein-sounding statue. "That sap Van Stromm will never be able to find us!"

"Ah ha!" exclaimed Burton. "Found ya!" The foolish villain shot at the giant statue head, causing to crash into the ground. Burton, believing that the two were finally defeated, chuckled as he escaped.

Phineastein and Ferbgor took the opponunity and ran over to the only remaining exit which was locked up by a giant gate. Above the gate was a couple of inscriptions of a foot, a snake, two swiggles and a bird.

"Look, Ferbgor!" said the good doctor. " It's those hieroglyphics from earlier at the theatre!"

Ferbgor said, "Well, now that we got the Toybox, all we need to do is remember what they mean."

"Uhhh..." Phineastein froze. He could't remember what they meant!

"You DO remember what they want meant, don't you Phineastein?"

"Uhhh....'Don't step on the snake or you'll get the bird?'" he guessed.

Suddenly, Van Stromm had returned to the scene a mere flight of stairs away from our heroes. "Oh, this is rich! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Phineastein and Ferbgor, unarmed and trapped in the crypt with no way out, looked in horror as their foe blasted his pisol at the both of them, killing them....

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At that moment, the film had ended which left Phineas, Ferb and co. in confusion and concern.

"Huh." said Baljeet. "That was...interesting. A little skimpy on character development...."

Phineas placed his arms on his side and said, "That can't be the whole story!" The triangle-headed boy look around again and this time, found THREE more film reels. "Ah ha!"

Isabella said, "Did we just watch the end of the movie first?"

"No, I think that was the middle part."

"Which one's the beginning?" asked Buford.

"No idea. I guess we'll have to watch them all to figure it out." Ferb grabbed the dirtest reel and placed it into the projector.

The mystery was barely begun.....

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There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Phineas: Hey!
or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Candace: Phineas!
As you can see,
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

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